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Microwave Chicken: The Day I Saw Hell Itself

One day, Mr. Haney invited me over for what I thought was going to be a delicious chicken meal. He did not tell me was that it was f*cking microwaved chicken!

How My Neighbour Tried to Rent Me a Fork (and Charge Me for Chewing)

Somewhere between the audacity and kindness of neighbours lived a man who could turn anything into a business opportunity.

When Your Neighbour’s Home Becomes a Biohazard Zone

Where the floor disappears and hazmat suits are mandatory.

The Tootsie Roll Dryer Disaster

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Doing laundry is always a chore, but for those in housing, it can be really shitty.

Poor People Pizza: Now with Hairballs & Extra Crunch

A special pizza delivery was left at my door with extra protein, and no... it wasn't meat.

Moochers: When Neighbours Go Grocery Shopping Door-to-Door

When I heard the knock, I didn’t expect a full-course mooch. Bread, bologna, mustard—he was one knock away from a picnic.

Whiskey, Pills, and a Burning Apartment—Happy Birthday, Neighbour!

You’d think a burning apartment would make someone drop the whiskey and call 911. My neighbour decided it was the perfect time for pills and a nightcap.

5 Annoying Neighbour Sounds and How to Stop Them

Some neighbours can be respectful and well-spirited, but some just drive you up the wall with their noisy antics. Here are 5 ways to shut them up!